He has brought out such terrible thoughts and characteristics in myself, and that makes me hate him more! Hey, It's the way you train/teach your dog. Scary mean. Maybe he is just here to help me learn how to exercise my patience. I. Fucking. If playback doesn't begin shortly, try restarting your device. I felt like such a horrible person after writing/experiencing that lol. This describes the Beagle I *used* to have. He knew something about life and dogs. ate up lots of soaked seeds, & in imagination they had in my mind been swallowed, fish & all, by a heron, had been carried a hundred miles, been voided on the banks of some other lake & germinated splendidly,—when lo & behold, the fish ejected vehemently, & with disgust equal to my own, all the seeds from their mouths. Why they are much more popular in the US and Canada etc. Now I rely on it. He would tell his beagle {SING MARLEY SING} .WTF ? One Snoopy cartoon depicts the famous beagle of Charley Brown lying on the roof of his dog house and complaining that everyone is constantly demanding something from him. I googled I hate beagles out of rage tonight and found this. Beagles are obsessed with food. JOHN SCOTT has a point that it takes sheer responsibility to take care of your dog, especially a beagle. You can give them a toy to distract them. INHUMANE CUNT! Good luck. They Hate To Cuddle. Info. Simple really. Sure, every dog loves food, but Beagles are at the top of the bottomless-pit chart. . Let me spell that in bold for you. By: James Smith. I HATE We get does days, were you just explode at certain comments people make, it is if a fuse was lit and it now made contact with the bomb. Beagles are not easy to train. We have a 5 year old Lab/Shepherd mutt and a cat, and even THEY hate the Beagle. What bothers me is the screaming. Log in or sign up to leave a comment log in sign up. The Beagle was a Cancer that was ravaging my entire being. Beagles were bred to be pack dogs, so they get along well with dogs and cats and enjoy spending time with their family and hate being alone. It turns out I hate my beagle too. Stinky, vile creatures. You're such a piece of work it's not even funny. I dont mind the sniffing. She knows what's wrong but she just does it anyways because for her it's worth whatever punishment possible. What Can You Do to Improve Air Quality for Your Pets? I really think my neighbors believe that I beat him because he’s always fucking screaming. No teaching them?? Got the call you never want to get today. I hate good-byes. Make sure the water temperature is just right. He pisses everywhere! svemir se sastoji od velikog niza likova. I will fall asleep with him in my arms sometimes hugging me. They scream you to your grave. Like they say... there is someone for everyone, if it's not a match, you'll know it.I love my beagles and they love me. She would try to destroy any other dog that she came across, yet another reason why I loathed her. The beagle is a breed of small hound that is similar in appearance to the much larger foxhound.The beagle is a scent hound, developed primarily for hunting hare ().Possessing a great sense of smell and superior tracking instincts, the beagle is the primary breed used as detection dogs for prohibited agricultural imports and foodstuffs in quarantine around the world. I am a dog owner, have always been and these should be animals should be outside and used as working dogs, not domesticated and indoors. I am dying with the hate beagle comments because I am going through the same thing right now. Once we figured out this out and read about Beagles it explained so much! Tuesday, July 29, 2008. Then she got cancer and had to be put to sleep. Eats her own shit, plays with it by picking it up with its teeth and depositing elsewhere, greedy and eats anything, only sits around waiting to be fed, licks everything including the floor and her own pooh. Ripped up pee pads everywhere. Especially a dog. I also don't get why sniffing annoyed you. Why I hate beagles - YouTube. Growing up, I had neighbors who had three of them. Lol. Beagles starting to go home bump. View discussions in 4 other communities. Literally couldn’t handle it anymore, the dumbest animal I’ve ever met. Dammed thing ate girl's hairbands and then crapped them out. He isnt smart, he's an idiot. If you can't handle the responsibility of caring for and loving something other than yourself, you should never have gotten the dog. The attitude that they have, the stubbornness, the excessively loud barking--even trained ones can be a nuisance. I hate that but its no reason to be a asshole. I looked this up because my dog keeps getting lose and tonight he has been barking so loud all over town when I see him he runs away again. I hate beagles too. Beagles are for decent human beings. The Bible: A Painfully True Story.. or Why I Hate Beagles for Gypsy, Christian, and Bryson. I'm a massive dog lover and my family has all sorts of dogs. At first, I thought I loved the Beagle. My dog (beagle) is very kind mainly because I trained her the right way. BANG!!!! Manly smells everything too;they are SCENT HOUNDS with a sense of smell FAR GREATER than us or any other dog. You couldn't pet or play with this beagle without her trying to hump your foot- she was disgusting and had no redeemable feature besides looking sort of cute when she was a puppy (a matter of interpretation, I thought she was the ugliest dog I had ever seen even when she was a puppy). Runs off fights you about recall! I just hope my kids love me enough not to throw me away. (Who could ever hate a beagle, though? I know me yelling isn't going to help because when they pick up on a scent they have selective hearing. This comment has been removed by the author. He recently has gotten a poison ivy allergic reaction. I've had a better time with my friend's black lab than her Beagle, the latter annoying me even more now that she's deciding to hold her poop in whenever she's outside and where she has been trained to do her business, only to do it inside. I'd say Beagles are a difficult breed to handle if you don't know what you're doing because they are smart enough that they know how to walk all over their owners and get away with just about anything. I think he was waiting impatiently for the birthday cake for their sixth to be done. Good luck with that. I really fucking hate beagles. Since the dog isn't mine, all I can do is lock myself up in my room and hope to move out soon.. Or hope it dies soon. So put a cloth or a mat on the floor or in the bathtub. Beagles are one of the most loving dog breeds there are. I am starting to think that Shih Tzu is a description. September 26, … You're the reason why pounds are filled wall to wall. Yeah it's about two am now and I'm sure the cops have been called because I live in a small town and I'm sure everyone's seen me let him out on his leash. best. He's not like the dog in the story. Beagles come in the second category. Unfortunately the following is true.. M y first marriage in 1973 lasted only 2 years.. We were very young, inexperienced in life, and in love and probably doomed as a couple from day one. These probably sound like typical dog things, except for the screaming But I assure you they were not. tough shit, you are the master and you are supposed to manage it, not the dog. Beagles are playful and that's why your dog beagle keeps smelling things because they are "HUNTERS"! I have fantasized many ways on killing this dog. You were right to rehome your beagle, I wish my family rehomed ours instead of years of not being comfortable in my own home. I know what I need. They are the loudest ----ing dogs in the world, and I can't stand them because of it. For these life-threatening illnesses, consider pet insurance for cheaper medical bills. And you know what? Beagle information including personality, history, grooming, pictures, videos, and the AKC breed standard. As I'm writing this dog is barking non stop in the yard while my 2 shepherds try to sleep. They come to us with worms. Check out ihatebeagles's art on DeviantArt. Have you heard enough?! Most homes aren't suitable for beagles and most beagles make horrible housepets. read. Beagles need attention, they are pack dogs and so if they are left alone they will cry and howl, you clearly are that wrapped up in your life that you couldn't give the dog what it needed. They hate water. We have a beagle he's a year and a half old. It's THE FREAKIN BEAGLE that drives me batty. Please don't ever have children...would be unfortunate to have your offspring thrown into the streets for peeing in the bed, drinking the last of your chocolate milk, or getting stuck in places they shouldn't be. W hat's worse than hitting a record PowerBall lottery and then losing the winning ticket? These dogs also require attention and hate being left alone for long periods; this can result in destructive behavior in your dog, especially if he or she hasn’t had sufficient exercise. EVERY PEOPLE AND ANIMAL DESERVES TO BE LOVED!!! I began to avoid the dog. No amount of the thousands in professional training, vet bills, quality foods or supplements could save him. Eventually I just gave up and started trying to re build my life around the Beagle. She was persistent about a beagle. Ripped up toys... clothes.. socks... you name it. We found and extensively interviewed and vetted a better home for our dog,who is happier and healthier now. My friend is staying with me and unfortunately so is her beagle. Found your article after Googling "ihatebeagles." The Beagle was a Cancer that was ravaging my entire being. Nasty barking animals. �������� What a embarassment! We are about to have to install baby locks because of this freaking team. I Hate Being Head Beagle! A few months go by and the dog seemed to have adjusted to it's daily routine which was; Steal food,shit, piss, smell, smell, lick, smell, smell, scream, scream, scream, SCREAM, SCREAM MORE. I have a beagle he’s nearly 2 years old he makes me sooo man some days like soooo mad!! 4 loaves of bread THIS YEAR yall. He knows what I want from him he’s been professionally trained he’s just sooo stubborn and so naughty!! (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Should have got a fish if you wanted a pet that's low maintenance and requires NO training. Ask one of your family members to keep your beagle distracted by offering some treats. He destroys my curtains.. can I just say he will destroy anything that he can? You're a complete psycho. She was aggressive towards other dogs and humans. main event`s beagles Posts: 579 Joined: Thu Apr 07, 2005 1:55 am Location: ohio. What is so Crazy about this story Is that im a homeowner for 24 yrs n have Kids that go to school and have to be woken up by this Demon Dog, My Neighbor is a Fucking Renter.I worked most of my life for my family to have a home that's stress Free Only to have a fucking Stupid [RENTER] Neighbor and his Hound to wake me n my Family up at all hrs of the day From dusk till Dawn.BEAGLES ARE NOT AVERAGE DOGS THEY ARE HOUNDS FROM HELL..Therefore maybe someone should get those hounds of hell to shit all over your over barring existing life Not to mention your whole House . Close • Crossposted by 13 minutes ago. Whining, crying lard ass bitches go down the road.I am fortunate that my girl loves my very sweet Beagle dog.None of you should even own a dog because they require a responsible person to take care of of them. Just accept the things that I said because all of them are true!You know the truth hurts! I'm sick of this damn dog. I’m good in storms except the really big ones when I’m alone. They are mostly seen in tri-colored patchy designs of black, white, and tan. Share your thoughts, experiences and the tales behind the art. They're to be admired, certainly, however, this is a dog not meant for someone who doesn't understand 1/2 a millennium of genetics. I would be devastated if anything happened to him, but most days I want to strangle the crap out of him myself. For a abandoned dog I lucked out. We have a beagle mix. Duh! - #167633687 added by minimobster at … Woman you have issues! They always act hungry and desperately eager for any food a person has, even if they just ate. The next morning, you see your beagle being all cute with its toys and stuffed animals. Oh my God---pretty much of your story is mine...pissing on our bed, down comfortr--we just picked up from the cleaners, shitting, eating it, screaming if you touched him below his shoulders, I could go on and on....I gave him away----and was also relieved...but, 4 months later he came back. I’ve had dogs my entire life, I have so much patience with them but my beagle makes me CRAZY! Maybe your German Shepherds can teach it some manners? This little bitch will growl and snap at you if you try to get it off of your own bed, or the couch, or if you try to take out the chocolate cake that it climbed up onto the kitchen counter to steal. I am currently in a love-hate relationship with a Shih Tzu I just *had* to have. I looked this breed up as soon as I got home I know he needs more exercise then the average dog that's why you see so many over weight beagles because the owners don't walk them enough. Your beagle did not "ALMOST RUIN YOUR LIFE" , you're just OA! If he’s good one day he’s hell the next, he has a humongous attitude doesn’t care about how he makes you feel but demands attention.. he howls when you leave him and I have noise complaints, you ignore him to give your boyfriend attention for ten mins (baring in mind he’s had a walk before hand) and he piss’s on the floor! A 2 second google search will tell you that beagles hunt, sniff, and bark. Mine has pissed on my bed more times than I can count! She wants out:she whines. These great qualities, if not addressed, can morph into problem behaviors. I love dogs though, just not the screaming, non stop barking, beagle type. You're over 50 and you have NO sense of respect, lack EVERY bit of common sense in what it is to talk to a lady (let alone anyone you meet, you most likely don't know jack shit about talking to people) as well as get a raging hard on that out does viagara (50 years old, you're not getting that pencil up naturally) off of rubbing people's noses in your self righteous-opinionated-ass. Because beagles will take any opportunity to get a taste of freedom, keeping a beagle on a leash and having a fenced-in yard is important for your sanity as well as the safety of your wannabe hunter. I have 3 dogs of my own who are lovely and friendly and accepting of the dogs who come to stay with us. She’s allergic to everything, so she has no hair on her back half and is constantly oozing blood and pus. My god! Described it to a T!! However, one thing I hate is how much he can shed, especially during the shedding season. Then we get Roscoe(of course that's his name; we're not that clever) I have never loved something nonhuman so much in my entire life!! But the second she is done, she is right back at the door whining again. It stopped there. 18 Reasons Beagles Are The Worst Dogs To Live With. The American Kennel Club has put out its annual report listing the most popular breeds nationwide and in specific cities. That's just normal dog nature. Also- beagles are scent dogs, and very smart as well. I Hate Being Head Beagle! Lol, I can say it proudly now, I hate Beagles. They’re never NOT going to be obsessed with food. He don't bark until we leave. We haven't had the money to finish our fence so I get why he's running. she was cute. I've owned Beagle's all my life and I'm 50 years old now. Are beagles disobedient? A Beagle never shuts off. He has already tried to bite her and grabbed her by the neck and was shaking her from side to side. You can't get over that for a week just for that milk?! I feel so guilty even saying those words out loud, as I have always been a dog lover. Glad I read this makes me feel very good about my beagle. LOL! I love having my belly scratched and tickled. The sniffing doesn’t bother me at all. As I said, they have more scent receptors than the other breeds, so if your childhood golden retriever was notorious for occasionally snitching the roast beef off the counter, prepare to guard all of your food all the time with a beagle. He has peed on the bed, couch, clothes, rugs, you name it. I Love dogs n I owned a JR But I grew to hate my Neighbors BEAGLE AND ITS OWNER Ive tried to be a good neighbor and asked to PLEASE PLEASE Keep ur Beagle from hounding after 11pm , But No my neighbor is to fucking stupid with no respect.I had 2 Heart Attacks and nearly died . I've begged my mom not to keep him anymore (this is the second time) and his own owner can't stand him. You say that you hate your dog and that your dog is stupid. It sounds like you didn't enforce much training either. to me. I suspect that your white trash bitches are not even really capable of taking care of your white trash kids! Keep them distracted. There are three types of dogs out there: Dogs who can swim; Dogs who can swim but hate water; Dogs who will sink like a rock in the water. These points are not intended to stop you from buying the dog. Their mournful baying and howling will have your neighbors calling the cops to report the nuisance, or quietly letting your Beagle out of his yard so he'll wander away and stop disturbing them. In the case of puppies, you can use the kitchen sink for more convenience. Pros and Cons of Keeping Pets: Tips for Parents, 300+ Boston Terrier Dog Names: Male and Female Dog Names, 5 Ways To Prepare a Welcoming Home for Your New Puppy, Cat Litter Box And More: Supplies For New Cat Adopters, 200+ Beagle Dog Names: Male and Female Dog Names. 2021 BuzzSharer.com. 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